Into a burning puddle of fire
Update: By speaking very softly and tempting them with Oreos, I was able to coax the servers back to their desks. They’re now humming along to a delightful mix of Bill Henderson and Count Basie.
In the midst of making some very minor upgrades to Six Minute Story tonight, the servers got confused and thought it was New Years. They consequently took off work and got serverly [sic] drunk.
We’ve put a support request in to our host’s wranglers, to sober up the servers.
We’ll make sure you’re the first to know when everything’s working again (within the next few hours).
